Velcome comrade to Soviet Russia. Dee greatest place in all solana. You don't live in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia lives in You. Here VeE Hate capitalist pigs and love eating gruel. Vee have pet bears and give children AK-47. smoking is mandatory and freedom is forbidden. Vee drink vodka and dirty vater and dirty vater mixed vit vodka.
THE MOTHER-SOLANA-LAND
SOVIET CURRENCY: $INSVTRSS
Vee have only Vun currency: $INSVTRSS. EveryVUN must own and buy or dey can't get vodka and gruel. $INSVTRSS is number vun currency in all dee SOLANA.